You Pervert!

Take something totally innocent and respectable and ruin it with your perversion you nasty pervert, you.

For minor inspiration via mediocre products, see also this or this or this.

ATC swap - 1 ATC for 1 partner. Open theme & open medium, [insert typical ATC quality-control monologue of your choosing here]. Standard size applies. Scarring your partner for life gets you bonus points. And I guess it must be said although you're all in this saucy group: expect to get something explicit!

4.9 & no recent negative ratings to play.

Tootsie the BoobOwl (swap image) is taken from TheWorstShopEver on Etsy.