Masculine Birthday Card

I have four sons, five grandsons, four brothers, and three mail bosses, so I'm always in need of a masculine birthday card! I have fewer stamps (and fewer ideas) for those. Let's make a birthday card for a guy; either a little guy or a grown up one. Usual group rules apply regarding size, stamping, and envelope inclusion. Make something good that you'd send to a guy in your life, and send it to your partner for her use. Also, don't forget to include something to let your partner know the name of the swap so you can be rated for your work.