Swap Coordinator: | rngstgstll (contact) |
Swap categories: | Random Items Themed |
Number of people in swap: | 5 |
Location: | International |
Type: | Type 3: Package or craft |
Last day to signup/drop: | May 10, 2014 |
Date items must be sent by: | June 10, 2014 |
Number of swap partners: | 1 |
Description: | |
Teddington Locks, Ham: Yes, it is spring at Teddington Locks and it is time for the Lock-Keepers to celebrate its arrival with the Fish-Slapping Dance. For those of you unfamiliar with this ancient ritual, it is said that it is a very silly dance. So that it may be replicated world wide, this swap has been created. This is a polite version, in which the fish are NOT sent naked, but FULLY CLOTHED and in an envelope. An IMPOLITE version will soon be created at The exclusive spot for silly people on Swap-Bot, so you will want to AVOID THAT for certain if you are offended by NAKED TROUT WEARING KNICKERS, for example. Two smallish, FULLY clothed fish ("deux petits poissons") will be manufactured, created, located and transferred, or otherwise FACSIMILATED, sent in an envelope to your partner, please, with a brief wish for a bounteous boat lock season (or, "une saison eclusiere tres joyeuse"). It is perfectly legal for fish to be flat, due to international shipping restrictions on three-dimensional fish, let alone those with more than three dimensions! Said partner will then RATE you on 1) SMELL, or lack thereof, 2) SILLINESS, and slap a nearby creature lightly on the cheek. Slapping oneself on the cheek is frowned upon as it indicates a tendency to insanity. Perhaps swap participation of any sort also suggests this tendency, in which case, YOU MAY WANT TO AVOID THIS SWAP. Participants will be thoroughly vetted by our accountants and anyone lacking sufficient funds to cover lawsuits brought by random passers-by will be rejected, or offered a 1:1 swap. Have great ratings, if you are new have a great profile, have great fun, and yes, I do angel all my swaps. |
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