Weird and Silly: The Stocking Stuffer Swap

I cannot resist weird and silly things Cats dressed as dominatrixes, peeing gnomes, zombie finger puppets...if these items make you shake your head and wonder who would pay good money for such junk, this is probably not the swap from you (because my partner IS getting a cat dominatrix). On the other hand, if Archie McPhee's makes you go all weak in the knees and you can't pass up that crazy figurine of the lady with two heads you saw in the antique shop, sign up for this swap! Weird, quirky, or just downright silly are the themes we're going for here. Please find at least five gifts (value: at least about ten bucks) to bestow upon your partner and wrap them individually. Bought or handmade items - your choice or mix it up. That's it. This swap is for the US only, no newbies (if you are a newbie who really, REALLY wants to participate, message me and I'll consider each case), and anyone who seems flaky is going to ge booted (no no-sends, not a lot of ones, you know what I mean). Please make sure your profile has enough detail so that your partner knows a little bit about you. One last thing: this swap has the potential to get risque, and crude/off-color, so please don't join if you offend easily. Hooray - this is going to be fun. I hope someone signs up... P.S. Yes, those are SQUIRREL UNDERPANTS! P.S.S. This swap is the first official swap for the newly formed Galactic Association of Silly Persons. Join us (me), won't you? It's okay if you're not in the group, though. Our first group swap is open to *everyone!

*Everyone who meets the criteria outlined in the swap description above, of course.