Lewd, Rude, Crude Ephemera

I have a confession to make: Although I try my best to be a mature and productive member of society, deep down I’m still a 6-year-old who giggles at the word “titmouse”, a 12-year-old who loves gritty action movies, and a sexually awkward teen who really enjoys boobies.

I’ve seen a few swaps on here which indicate that I might not be alone in this, so I’m giving us a chance to let our fart jokes fly.

For this swap you will have one partner, to whom you will send 5 pieces of ephemera which you think might be inappropriate for a typical swap: think curse words, dirty jokes, pinup girls, BDSM, comic book violence, that sort of thing. All kinds of media are okay: postcards, magazine clippings, stickers, fabric, etc.

There are only three hard-and-fast rules (giggity):

1.) No hate speech, bullying, or bigotry of any kind. Being childish is fine. Being an asshole is not.

2.) No graphic violence, gore, or full-frontal nudity (unless you think your partner will be into it).

3.) Please send your pieces in an envelope and include a trigger warning on the outside so your partner will know what to expect.

The swap is sender’s choice, but please check your partner’s profile to make sure you don’t send them something traumatic. Let’s try to be kind here. If you’re not sure whether or not something is okay to send, please contact me and/or your swap partner to ask about it.

If you receive 5 pieces of naughtiness, please rate a 5 even if they’re not to your liking. By joining this swap you’re accepting the possibility that you might receive something outside your comfort zone, but I expect everyone here to participate in good faith.

I will angel if necessary, and if you receive something truly unpleasant I will work with you and your partner to try and resolve the issue.

If you have any further questions, feel free to let me know.

Have fun, kids!