Wish They Had that Card at Hallmark

Thanks to @CraftyDeeney for this awesome idea:

Design and make a greeting card that expresses how you really feel (e.g. "You were a shitty mother, you should have swallowed me" etc.) complete with envelope.

CANNOT be a store bought card you cross out and write over - but can be in the style of Silly Shoebox, Maxine, super syrupy poetry, or the other sappy ones... whatever style but just make it something hallmark wouldn't sell.

Decorate the envelope, sign the card as though you were sending it to the actual or fictitious person you thought of when you designed the card. Send it in the decorated envelope to your partner. (But hey, if you want to go the extra mile, make and send one to the ACTUAL person, haha, no, maybe better not.)

Typical rules apply for participation -- no recent unexplained 1's or 3's, 4.9 rating, yadda yadda yadda. Please be sure to rate your partner when you receive.