Alliteration Challenge #2 (D-E-F)

Second in a series of alliteration challenges following the alphabet.

This swap idea, adapted from Writersdigest.com, is about alliteration defined by Webster's as the repetition of the same sounds or of the same kinds of sounds at the beginning of words or in stressed syllables.

Using as much alliteration as possible (i.e. Annie always ate apples), tell a story, up to 100 words, about meeting one of the following groups: dippy debutantes, evil emissaries or frowning farmers. And in the event you're wondering, this four paragraph swap description has 99 words in it.

International. Snail mail. Group membership.