Rude humor Post Cards #2 - US ONLY

This is a swap for adults (who aren't easily offended) only...if you are interested in receiving cheeky, rude, crude yet humorous postcards, or you have a bunch of them that you can't figure out who to send to, then this is the swap for you! Offensive, snarky, morbid, slightly crude/rude adult humor is welcome here, but PLEASE no racist or homophobic humor...that's just...way TOO unsavory. :/

Here's some ideas of what kind of humor I'm thinking of for this swap:

If You Don't Love Books, You're Going To Love This Book.

Bunny Suicides (Postcard Book): Little Fluffy Rabbits Who Just Don't Want to Live Anymore

Grandmas Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals and Why is Daddy in a Dress?:Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals

Of course, your own GOOD QUALITY HANDMADE postcards are also welcome!!!

For this swap you will be sending 1 naked (stamped & written on) postcard to each of your 3 partners. Can be different cards or all 3 the same.

(Please, no swappers with a rating below 4.8, although Newbies are welcome)