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Date Joined: June 12, 2017
Last Online: August 3, 2017 Birthday: September 15 Country: United States |
~ Just a little bit about me~
I'm an introverted, slightly odd and morbid individual who spends way too much time looking at ridiculously adorable items online. I'm a published author, a patent-pending inventor, a mother of two rascally boys, and the wife of one fantastical man. I'm not to be taken seriously, or lightly - I'm nothing more (and nothing less) than a contradiction. :O
Wanted: friendly, companionably reclusive, socially unacceptable, alcoholically abstemious, tirelessly talkative, zealously unzealous, spiritually intense, minimally turquoise, maximally ecstatic moon, seeks moth or moths with similar qualities for purposes of telephonic disenchantment, Tristanesque trip-taking, and permanent flame-fluttering, no photos required, financial status immaterial, all ages and non-competitive vocations considered, applicants should furnish sets of sample conversation with notarized certification of marital disinclination, references re: low decibel vocal consistency, itinerary and sample receipts from previous successfully completed out-of-town moth flights, all submissions treated confidentially...
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Added you on IG. 🖤